Dicksicles on Ice

Dicksicles on Ice is an odd event that occurred around 6017. It is unknown what exactly happened in the event, as all of the records were stolen and presumably destroyed by the Hylian Empire, but the name implies that it was a sexual-themed ice skating show which went terribly wrong. Or right, depending on whom you ask.

Witnesses
Jergins might have been a witness of the event. As shown in his boss battle at Fortress Kaznan, he claims to have seen the 'beauty' of the show, and shared it with Link and company. Apparently, this involved someone (or maybe even Jergins himself) putting on a stiff chef's hat, squirting loshun on himself, and tearing off alarmingly large chunks of his Rubber Underpants.

It's possible that Drew Pickles was involved with this incident, too. Considering that one of his many, many, pornographic films was called Dicksicles on Ice, it's possible that he was the reason why the show went to shit, or maybe even the creator of it in the first place. We may never know for sure, and that's definitely for the better.